Not too long ago, I was checking Facebook and saw something that one of my friends had posted, and it immediately caught my attention. The website she had shared was http://what-would-i-say.com/.
Basically, the website analyzes a bunch of your Facebook posts and then writes things that it thinks you would say. Most of what the website spit out was jibberish, but some of it was pretty hysterical. So here is some of the stuff that sort of made sense:
- "Taking my pants out in my first attempt To Biologically Attack America."
- "Today I will simply be an awkward moment."
- "Philosophy is really even more fun at the airport."
- "Gosh, I feel like a female."
- "Haha, that old Greek guy was so you."
- "Tolkien is currently running rampant in the middle of band. But I think I just realized that."
- "That awkward moment when I heard music."
- "I just downloaded Immanuel Kant's Critique of NATO."
- "Some retard crashed through Diomedes' foot."
- "That awkward moment where we were able to smile."
- "Life is a long economics workshop."
- "Two kids interrupted us about reincarnation and white supremacy."
- "So ignorance is, ultimately, the cause of rising education costs."
- "'Mustaches are bored.' –Billy Graham"
- "Microwaving a league other than NCFCA."
- "Lol, I get rich with these lines."
- "Haha, that Google Earth can't see Mumford & Sons."
- "I spent my evening teaching my leg."
- "I spent yesterday campaigning for a shooter using only an Oscar Meyer Wienermobile as a teenager."
- "I spent roughly 10,800 minutes inside of debate friends."
- "According to sociology, America is getting screwed."
- "Tehehe, I have an article about second lunch."
- "Democrats are higher than sugar."
- "Beneath this mask, there is no God."
- "I hope we didn't give our children vodka. "